You Laugh...You Lose!
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Úbbssss...
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GuðjónR skrifaði:Úbbssss...
Hversvegna var mynda.vaktin sett upp eiginlega?
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GuðjónR skrifaði:Úbbssss...
OHH MAANN
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haha, ekkert breyst síðan 1992
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Flottasta tölvuauglýsing sem ég hef séð!
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Hugleikur er snillingur.
Hann skrifar á Facebook:
"Sagt er að það sé ómögulegt að gera góða auglýsingu fyrir fjármálahugbúnaðarfyrirtæki. Ómögulegt my ass."
Hann skrifar á Facebook:
"Sagt er að það sé ómögulegt að gera góða auglýsingu fyrir fjármálahugbúnaðarfyrirtæki. Ómögulegt my ass."
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Vona að enginn kaupi þetta. Þetta er bara rangt...
Tölva, 2 skjáir, Alltof mörg lyklaborð, þráðlaus mús og næs heyrnatól
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Frost skrifaði:
Vona að enginn kaupi þetta. Þetta er bara rangt...
Svo eyðir þessi ''Sigmundur'' öllum commentum sem segja að þetta verð er út úr kortinu, það er víst bara skítkast og troll.
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Yawnk skrifaði:Frost skrifaði:
Vona að enginn kaupi þetta. Þetta er bara rangt...
Svo eyðir þessi ''Sigmundur'' öllum commentum sem segja að þetta verð er út úr kortinu, það er víst bara skítkast og troll.
Það er svosem mikið skárra en að hann sé í alvörunni að selja þessa tölvu á þessu verði.
Tölva, 2 skjáir, Alltof mörg lyklaborð, þráðlaus mús og næs heyrnatól
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Þið nördarnir eftir nokkra áratugi
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Næst þegar þið eruð í leigubílaröðinni...
Fara í fyrsta bílinn og segja í fullri einlægni "Ef þú hefur áhuga, þá mátt þú mátt sjúga mig fyrir 5þ. sem ég nota svo til að borga farið heim".
Ég efast ekki um að svarið verði "NEI!".
Þá gengur þú að næsta og reynir það sama, jafnvel þeim þriðja.
En í þeim fjórða þá sestu bara inn og gefur upp þitt heimilsfang,
Vinkar svo hinum bílstjórunum þegar þið keyrið framhjá.
Fara í fyrsta bílinn og segja í fullri einlægni "Ef þú hefur áhuga, þá mátt þú mátt sjúga mig fyrir 5þ. sem ég nota svo til að borga farið heim".
Ég efast ekki um að svarið verði "NEI!".
Þá gengur þú að næsta og reynir það sama, jafnvel þeim þriðja.
En í þeim fjórða þá sestu bara inn og gefur upp þitt heimilsfang,
Vinkar svo hinum bílstjórunum þegar þið keyrið framhjá.
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hahaha
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A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.
The following day, the wife goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor asks her what’s wrong, why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband?
“Oh, that’s easily explained. For the past six months,” the wife says, “I’ve been taking a cab to work every morning. I don’t have any money. The cab driver asks me, ‘Are you going to pay today, or what?’ So, I take an ‘or what’.”
“Then, when I get to work,” she continues, “I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?’ So, I take an ‘or what’.
I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, ‘So, are you going to pay this time, or what?’ Again, I take an ‘or what’.
So you see, doc, by the time I get home I’m all tired out and don’t want it anymore.”
“Yes, I see,” replies the doctor. “So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?”
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
“C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?”
“Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit”.
Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
“Okay,” he said, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you – nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..”
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.”
His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”
“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
So the man says to his wife “Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!” She ignores the remark.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, “If you think I’m gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken.”
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you’re here.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard “Jesus is watching you.”
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird.
“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”