Pósturaf KermitTheFrog » Fim 03. Des 2009 22:23
Carla: "Coach?"
Coach: "Si"
Carla: "Did you know Sam has a brother?"
Coach: "Of course I know he had a brother, he hates him"
Carla: "He was cruel to him. When Sam was a kid he used to shove his head under water"
Diane: "Ooh"
Coach: "No, wait a minute. That was my brother. Come to think of it, that was my head"
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Cliff: "If a tree falls in the woods, and if there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Coach: "Well, if there's nobody there, I mean, how do you know it fell?"
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Coach: "That's a nice name, how do you pronounce it?"
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Coach: "By the way Normie, how did you and Vera meet anyway?"
Norm: "Didn't I tell you this Coach? We were in highschool together"
Coach: "We were?"
Norm: "Not you and I, Vera and I"
Coach: "Oh, good"
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Sumner: "Over dinner last night, a mutual friend of ours informed me that Diane vorks here. Is that correct?"
Coach: "Jee, I don't know. I wasn't at the dinner"
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Carla: "Coach, could you take me home?"
Coach: "Ok Carla"
Carla: "You know, Coach. Every night you walk out and you forget your keys. You got'em this time?"
Coach: "It's ok Carla, I've got it all figured out. I left them in the car"
Carla: "Aren't you afraid someone's gonna steal it?"
Coach: "I locked the doors"
Carla: "How are you gonna get in without your keys?"
Coach: "I made a duplicate set"
Carla: "Well, where are they?"
Coach: "Holy macro, Sam" (gets the keys from Sam)
Coach: "Carla, we're going to gotta make it scrambled. Looks like rain. Come on, I left the windows open"
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Coach: "Boy I feel terrific"
Carla: "Been excercising Coach?"
Coach: "Yeah, I just came back from doing some laps in the pool"
Carla: "How many are you up to?"
Coach: "Three. It takes about an hour"
Cliff: "Coach. It is kinda slow, isn't it?"
Coach: "I could run a hell of a lot faster if they got the water out of there"
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Sam: "Coach, we don't wanna be bothered"
Coach: "Who does?"
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Coach: "I think of a number from one to ten. Whoever comes the closest gets to go with Sam. Norm, you go first"
Norm: "Seven"
Carla: "Nine"
Cliff: "Two"
Coach: "I'll say three"
Cliff: "Coach, you can't say anything. You know what it is"
Coach: "I know, it's six"
Norm: "Why'd you say three?"
Coach: "Three's my lucky number"
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Coach: "Ok, that's it. I'll take over. I'll do it. Let me do it Sam. Listen, I know Carla like the back of my hand! (Looks at his hand) What the hell is that? I've never noticed that before. Cliffy, what's that on the back of my hand?"
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Coach: "Jee, I hope he didn't tell me and I forgot. Nah, I'd remember forgetting something that big"
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Coach: "That's alright honey, sometimes I forget things too. Or do I?"
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Diane: "There's so many things I always wondered about"
Coach: "Me too. Like tellers. You take tellers, they never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And intrest. There's nothing interesting about it at all, it's boring. And the trust department. They've got all the pens chained to the table. What kind of trust is that?
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Mailman: "I've got your mail. I'm afraid they're all bills"
Coach: "Oh, good. I'll give them to Bill the moment he comes in"
Carla: "You skipped a grade Coach?"
Coach: "I skipped four. High school I think they called it"
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Coach: "The emptyness of their lifes causes them to cast dispersions on your own"
Diane: "You can say that again Coach"
Coach: "No, I can't Diane"
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Norm: "Sammy, when's Coach gonna be back from visiting his sister?"
Sam: "Uhm, he'll be in Minnesota at least another week"
Cliff: "Is his sister, you know, anything like the Coach?"
Sam: "Let me put it this way: He asked her to pick him up at the airport. She thought he meant the Boston airport so she drove all the way up here to pick him up. Fortunately, that's what he meant"