Google have hired Chuck Norris because...
1. Chuck Norris can dereference Null pointers
2. When Chuck Norris issues an invalid command the computer does it anyway
3. Chuck Norris can address an infinite amount of memory, twice!
4. Chuck Norris will never run out of Handles
5. Chuck Norris can sort a list in O(1)
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to be Authenticated, he just does what he wants.
7. Chuck Norris’s ZX Spectrum runs at 1000GHz
8. Chuck Norris can’t be cached
9. If Chuck Norris looks at Spam, the spammer dies!
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Load-Balancer, he can handle anything.
Google have hired Chuck Norris
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Hér er kallinn sjálfur að lesa Topp 10 lista um sjálfan sig í sjónvarpsþætti.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl
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"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."
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Rusty skrifaði:"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."
haha... ég glotti við tönn yfir þessari línu...
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