Google have hired Chuck Norris

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Google have hired Chuck Norris

Pósturaf Dagur » Lau 01. Apr 2006 11:58

Google have hired Chuck Norris because...


1. Chuck Norris can dereference Null pointers
2. When Chuck Norris issues an invalid command the computer does it anyway
3. Chuck Norris can address an infinite amount of memory, twice!
4. Chuck Norris will never run out of Handles
5. Chuck Norris can sort a list in O(1)
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need to be Authenticated, he just does what he wants.
7. Chuck Norris’s ZX Spectrum runs at 1000GHz
8. Chuck Norris can’t be cached
9. If Chuck Norris looks at Spam, the spammer dies!
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Load-Balancer, he can handle anything.




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Pósturaf Veit Ekki » Lau 01. Apr 2006 12:42

Snilld þetta með Chuck Norris. :lol:

"Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch he decides what time it is."



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Pósturaf zedro » Lau 01. Apr 2006 14:04

"Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris"


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Pósturaf tms » Lau 01. Apr 2006 14:20

"There is no evolution, only animals Chuck Norris allowes to live"



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Pósturaf gnarr » Lau 01. Apr 2006 15:17

"Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits."


"Give what you can, take what you need."

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Pósturaf Fumbler » Lau 01. Apr 2006 16:10

Hér er kallinn sjálfur að lesa Topp 10 lista um sjálfan sig í sjónvarpsþætti.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64wQMMxvKTc&eurl




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Pósturaf Birkir » Lau 01. Apr 2006 18:21

„Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.“




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Pósturaf zverg » Sun 02. Apr 2006 18:31

snild




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Pósturaf Rusty » Mán 03. Apr 2006 16:09

"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."




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Pósturaf Stebbi_Johannsson » Mán 03. Apr 2006 20:21

Rusty skrifaði:"When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down."


haha... ég glotti við tönn yfir þessari línu... :)


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